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| kenta (66.30.76.216) | Please do not eat them! Guster is for listening Not for the stomach |
| Liz (168.122.193.156) | Guster has guitars Guster has a Thundergod Guster roks my soks |
| amira (128.186.94.165) | the three boys from tufts are enjoyable to hear me gusta guster |
| Kelly (66.57.104.100) | Blow bubbles and cheer These three guys make "wuss rock" cool We call them Guster |
| jenyfur (132.235.146.41) | they say to look up keep my heart from looking down whistle and fade out |
| Catherine (24.201.22.82) | bongos go wack boom guitars get strummed very fast singing "la ti da" |
| kate (144.126.204.135) | guster's for losers at least that's what they tell me i'm really drunk, though |
| Katie (144.126.204.135) | did anyone hear that new kevin kline movie has two guster songs? |
| Danielle (24.188.63.24) | They are so scrumptious I just want to eat them up But they are for love |
| Rob (207.16.154.117) | guster guster gus ter guster guster guster guster guster gus |
| *E-ROCK* (205.188.200.156) | Who are Peace Soldiers? Mulletted Guster members Cut those mops and sing |
| Faye (129.64.155.29) | Blisters on his hands, Thundergod beats his bongos. How does he do it? |
| erin (128.205.111.176) | I used to sit and Watch the pouring rain too, Gus did you know me then? |
| April (208.62.152.226) | Soaring harmonies Drop a couch from balcony Brian sings for laughs |
| Kate (144.126.204.135) | ryan's been drinking it is so easy to see he puked on adam |
| Court (129.64.155.27) | Saw Guster's asses At the show on New Year's Day Dirty, so dirty! |
| Kathryn (129.64.99.48) | Three cute Jewish boys Play music like no others Who's your daddy now? |
| aMy (64.12.107.43) | Guster is clean fun I listen when i feel good And when i feel glum |
| Billy Ray (12.27.205.157) | Glad that you made it Thanks for coming to the farm Who your daddy now? |
| Chri$ (66.62.42.61) | I'm always real drunk when I listen to Guster thats why they are cool |
| Carpie (206.158.106.175) | Where did the eggs go? Did they end up in Rainbows? Nevermind. Beef Jerky. |
| Courtney! (205.188.195.49) | Yay for the Guster They make me oh-so-happy Dancing to the beats |
| adriane (172.165.255.172) | thundergod i love he likes to watch family guy and eat raisin bran |
| Rachel (65.114.5.2) | Brian has his bongos And he plays them very hard I love those bongos |
| Julia (152.163.206.212) | I have a button I named it after Guster Because I love them |
| DanMaltz (64.0.99.201) | Guster oh, Guster In my head and my bed Guster, Where art thou Guster |
| Jody Eredics (68.42.23.196) | Do not eat the child See Guster never eats babies Guster eat those cookies |
| Kate (140.88.66.158) | I'd take a bullet For Ryan, Brian, Adam Just give me the chance... |
| Wayne of CA (64.66.196.51) | If you like Guster Just say "NO" to the bacon the ham, and the pork |
| Dylan from NY (24.169.8.147) | Dude, Guster does rule! If you think not, your a tool Crap, Im late for school! |
| leah thunda (138.88.127.81) | fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa never be the same again- Guster |
| Dana (68.80.48.82) | They're some rockin'Jews Sang at a Jesuit school 'Sexless' show for us |
| foo (151.200.235.93) | Jewish, just like me I wish one could be my groom One gus, be my man |
| patty (64.12.106.54) | Brian is my fave He's seen waiting for Guffman It's not only me! |
| patty (64.12.101.173) | i love old guster though crayola freaks me out "stay between the lines" |
| BuryClen (152.163.197.47) | is the new disc done the other three are still good fun scars and stitches rules |
| Prometheus (209.148.100.121) | Toe stubbed in dark. "Turn on the fucking LIGHT!" Hid information. |
| Lauren from Chicago :)~ (205.188.208.172) | Take In Life, With Tunes All The Way Up To Heaven Sit Back And Relax |
| patty (152.163.189.173) | oh no! blood blister! thank the lord for krazy glue. bri's hand is salvaged. |
| Gudrun (24.25.18.157) | Guster by thy name Makin me oh so happy is thy Guster's game |
| Jenn & Laura (204.186.33.53) | laur and jenn must say that happy frappy fridays are tons of fun-ness |
| Cory (152.163.189.173) | I love Guster Guster is for lovers monkey? |
| Erik D (204.89.159.101) | Adam, Ryan, Bri- They play shows at cool venues Good place to meet chicks |
| Erik D (204.89.159.101) | Captain Maynard asks: Where are my Sassy Sailors? In the tavern, Daaarrrgghhh! |
| Joe (63.25.73.97) | Me Gusta Guster I like to hear their albums They make me happy |
| Big Al (151.118.8.107) | Brian the rhythm Ryan and Adam the voice Together awesome |
| Meghan (205.188.208.172) | Guster boys kick ass adam is so super hot he roks my small world |
| patty :) (152.163.189.173) | John Mayer does not deserve thee, oh great Guster. You tear down the house! |
| Bekkah Specka (67.34.136.99) | I feel you Guster Sometimes I want bacon too But I am a Jew |
| randy (209.4.254.104) | jump in a puddle listen to guster all day just go out and play |
| Struebs (168.169.147.179) | Guster is so sweet Like a stick & F-in' Leaf They are so Hott Like a Fox! |
| BA (168.169.147.179) | I have purple socks I'd take Guster in a box Cause their like a fox!!!! |
| Bekkah Specka (67.33.141.67) | Guster gets me high Sweet like homemade pumpkin pie On Thanksgiving Day |
| Klondike (209.244.131.222) | a bird flies away the fans approach the concert guster is playing.... |
| Mumford_STL (167.80.244.204) | Melodious tunes Woven 'round lyrical thought Bongos lend substance |
| Carlos (68.85.92.188) | Melodic in sound Poetic in their own words Guster takes the stage |
| MEX (68.85.92.188) | Mobilized Vocals Harmonious Projection Equals out Guster |
| April (24.118.160.234) | likable dudes guster rocks the hizouse brian rocks my bed |
| LyrikButterfly (207.172.11.150) | fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa never be the same aga-a-ain |
| the fogel (66.73.190.238) | myself and guster before them where, who was I? tre bien ensemble |
| Chivo (63.27.222.29) | guster is the best i always listen to them twenty-four seven |
| Mike (199.224.75.205) | Ryan is so fucking hot i could just eat him up damn Ryan is hot |
| k-ron (130.64.147.173) | guster's on my wall and in my stereo, too i should get out more |
| peanut (130.64.147.173) | dude, if you're hungry grab a cookie or something please don't eat the band |
| Meg (167.206.216.226) | Adam is so hot It sucks that he is married FUCK, Adam is hot |
| Hurricane (152.163.189.173) | I've seen waiting for guffman I love it and guster's the bomb too bad I'm not jewish |
| BUFFY (66.188.120.56) | Guster is my friend I wish I was Jewish too But I love Bacon |
| Adam (157.201.169.24) | I love GUSTER, please give I love GUSTER, no one is better! I love GUSTER, need more!!! |
| Samantha "bluebeard" Brotman (12.212.94.96) | Jews kick so much ass Guster is a Jewish band Guster is my life |
| zk (66.1.156.119) | wow guster is cool their music inspires me to write damn haikus |
| Park Baker (198.209.224.99) | Honked at the Gus-Bus The driver flipped me the bird I think he was pissed |
| Park Baker (198.209.224.99) | Is Prince At The Show? Brian's Hands Drummed 'Til They Bled But Prince Was Not There |
| Lucas A. (198.209.224.99) | Just got a new job Selling books at the airport Huh? Oh, Ping-Pong balls.... |
| Munkii (64.12.96.235) | Guster is my god Brian looks like a monkey How I love monkeys |
| jimi swan (203.111.1.66) | warmest heart of gold she makes my life so complete she is my best friend |
| Bill E.Rubin (65.56.77.145) | lemon grows from seed sun and rain,long time to watch four reach to the sky |
| Samantha (68.81.229.70) | I saw Guster twice We talked like all good Jews do Yay for Jews like us! |
| Dom Commella (68.85.243.177) | A curly haired jew a thundergod, and Adam we call them Guster |
| shnizzle thizzle (67.64.217.173) | guster is real cool they make me bob my fat head i want to meet them |
| Carly (207.109.5.70) | brian plus carly i want to do him alot i love you alot |
| marissa lovato (68.35.142.98) | guster is my fate they do not like to eat steak guster is my mate |
| HLOVESBRI (69.134.74.23) | Brians hands bashed and battered Ironic is the pain needed to rock The love of my life |
| BRI AND ME (69.134.74.23) | Bri is hott In my mind all day I will massage your battered hands |
| Me, Baby__Me! (129.237.95.201) | This person above Can't write a haiku at all Its Five, Seven, Five |
| kathleen (68.13.69.90) | my love for guster cannot be fullfilled in this haiku for bandaged |
| ILOVEBRILIKEIVENEVERLOVED_ANOTHER (69.134.74.23) | "Me, baby Me" i know i cant write a haiku but Guster is all that matters |
| nick (24.250.37.180) | Ping-pong balls are thrown Just after the airport song I love Guster live |
| nick (68.9.54.141) | the greatest album is lost and gone forver guster at its best |
| oh (68.9.54.141) | i'd be a groupie but guster would not do me plus i am not gay |
| Sean Riley (24.171.120.219) | "Submit a haiku" what vapid, random verse guster needs them not |
| TheLlamasInUS (206.245.176.26) | When we knew them not A cool person said "listen!" We thank you, Lindsey! |
| shauna (172.135.139.9) | Guster's for lovers So love the three jewish men love to love guster |
| tri tran (128.200.104.22) | Succulent night drops, Upon lonely, wintry night... Glowing like embers |
| Sara (66.218.228.147) | Ryan is so hot I love Ryan so so much Damn I'm eleven |
| tri tran (159.115.213.193) | Lavender summer Silently smears amber joy Upon the cold Earth. |
| tri tran (159.115.213.193) | Ablaze in the night, The fiery autumn Lights up the ocean. |
| tri tran (159.115.213.194) | Bare feet on the dune, Blazing like the golden sun, Pleasant to the eyes. |
| tri tran (159.115.213.194) | Bare feet on the dune, Blazing like the golden sun, Pleasant to the eyes. |
| keke (69.137.79.245) | i love ramona i fell in love with diane and melanie too |
| myllanas (69.137.79.245) | poor bloody fingers on conga and bongo drums fall right off the hand |
| the_sun_god (69.137.79.245) | is two at a time a real hidden jewish song it sounds too christian |
| hornyman (69.137.79.245) | five syllables here then seven on this stanza then five again right? |
| luisa (69.137.79.245) | foul mouthed musicians like to show plump anuses on new year's eve nights |
| Infinity (128.194.23.21) | Guster haikus. Wow. I am so happy, to know. To know these exist. |
| Hugh Rock (160.10.220.122) | Guster sucks real bad the band is bad to the max on opposite day |
| angie H (66.142.237.37) | hey, Brian can sing like a goldfly in the sky lovely and unique |
| jerolyn (69.29.90.29) | joe wears a sweater ryan and adam do too brian likes tee shirts |
| HONEY (68.1.158.173) | Hazy dust blown far Misty sky , quite highways people still enjoy |
| Silent (67.129.69.41) | Hurrah For Thursday 'Tis Mexican Pasty Day We love our Pasty |
| Almir Cibra (64.223.107.254) | As the birds go south, They shine like a crystal ball When their wings spread out. |
| zoe luvs guster (69.240.136.197) | what a lovely sound those written books and letters Amsterdam for me |
| zoe luvs guster (69.240.136.197) | look at ryan's hair it used to be so crazy but now its pretty |
| zoe luvs guster (69.240.136.197) | adam is so hott you just cant say he is not i like him a lot |
| zoe luvs guster (69.240.136.197) | brian is cute too he plays drums, that's pretty cool don't get no respect |
| danger (138.89.40.20) | if i were a cheese i think i'd be smoked gouda mmm, smells like guster |
| tri tran (4.28.142.152) | Lilies and daisies Smear the golden meadow, Blaze the amber moon. |
| tri tran (4.28.142.152) | I wander alone In the indigo vortex, Dreaming of Kimmiie. |
| Alexandra (24.91.50.150) | Ping-pong balls flying Adam's here, girls are sighing What more do you need? |
| Manders (67.42.162.58) | Gue piensan Gusters? I should be doing homework Or maybe sleeping |
| Chris (24.34.197.97) | Guster is the shit I like to listen to them Guster is cool, peace |
| Ethan (130.221.113.8) | My prediction was They'd be huge after Woodstock It didn't happen |
| Mrs Maytag (24.3.199.28) | Guster rocks mucho I almost hit Ryan with a ping pong ball once |
| Humming like a Bird (24.91.50.150) | Guster is the best I want to go to their show Why haven't I yet??? |
| baritonegrrl (140.103.96.244) | a guster concert realizations untold marry me, Big Friend. |
| Jhscottio (147.9.164.233) | I don't mind saying Guster will muster the strength Of a Thundergod |
| tri tran (67.53.107.23) | I massage her feet, On the lavender meadow, On a warm morning. |
| guster_RAWKS (69.23.83.229) | goldfly is so good and lost and gone forever keep it together |
| Stephanie (66.31.232.236) | drumming with his hands They are like no other one Guster rox my world! |
| G~Fan (66.31.232.236) | Airports and Demons Their Great Escape was thrilling Bury Me with Grins |
| Paul: Iowa (12.216.189.152) | Puts me in a mood That fills me with excitment Todos los dias |
| kim novak (66.167.50.82) | take me to the beach push me high on a swing set ;et's dig up some worms |
| Kaylie (68.231.123.60) | Guster makes me smile Musicians who are Jewish NFTYites like ME! |
| Aaron Swope (24.166.57.70) | Cheers to you Guster I only listen to you. Now I've heard music. |
| 2nd row (68.197.186.57) | Guster in Nokia Theatre Hearin tunes while chilling on the cheeba ping pong balls again again |
| Droid (24.34.56.168) | Brilliant Jews from Tufts One, who warbled "Sympathy" Yes! He was a Bub |
| tri n tran (67.52.127.234) | Santa is coming To the silent Milky Way, Christmas, glittering. |
| Dave (24.199.131.2) | Guster Band vs. Dragon Ninja Warrior Warrior is dead |
| David B (24.199.131.2) | Guster Band vs. Dragon Ninja Warrior Warrior is dead |
| Ashley (69.161.43.219) | And at the airport Support the book-distributers And pong in your mind |
| Drew (67.181.2.203) | Do you like Guster? A big hairy cow may not. But may have a shrit. |
| Ashley (69.161.43.219) | Pulchritudinous Bongos like no tomorrow Gustatory noise |
| coquantum (71.211.7.181) | woman of dreams leaves heart skips many empty beats one more lonely night |
| Dave (68.80.196.42) | Guster like produce fesh, organic, and yummy hella tight rockers |
| Grant (68.44.77.208) | There used to be three, But now there are four Gusters. These guys rock my world. |
| nana (72.240.255.167) | Can't wait for Tuesday! Guster in Toledo rocks the full moon on high!! |
| Katherine (98.116.218.171) | Throwing ping pong balls Adam Gardner is so hot Will you marry me? |